"Nessa's Hour of Barry Island Brilliance - Exclusive Personal Appearances!" (available on request)
“Nessa’s Hour of Barry Island Brilliance – The Ultimate Event Experience!”
What’s occurin’? It’s Knock-Off Nessa, straight from the heart of Barry Island, ready to bring a tidal wave of laughs, charm, and unforgettable moments to YOUR special event. Whether it’s a wedding, a corporate do, or a party as big as Pam’s buffet, I’ll make it an hour you’ll never forget. Trust me, babes, you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out!
Here’s the lush part: before the big day, we’ll have a good old chinwag on WhatsApp. That’s right, a personal video call to plan your event, making sure every detail is as tidy as Stacey’s hair on a good day. This is your chance to let me know exactly what you want – from cheeky one-liners to full-on roasts – we’ll sort it all so it’s perfect.
Now, a little heads-up, my travel from Barry isn’t included – I’m not exactly rolling in it like Dave Coaches. But here’s the deal: if you’ve got to cancel, just let me know 14 days before the event, to rearrange … No refunds Arigh…
So, what are you waiting for? Spend an hour with Nessa and bring the magic of Barry Island to your big day. Trust me, it’ll be as exciting as finding a fiver in your jeans – or a tenner if you’re lucky. Tidy!
📩 Email me now at knockoffnessa@elevationpr.co.uk and let’s get this party started. Don’t miss out, babes – once I’m booked, I’m booked. Let’s make it happen! 💬🎉✨
“Nessa’s Hour of Barry Island Brilliance – The Ultimate Event Experience!”
What’s occurin’? It’s Knock-Off Nessa, straight from the heart of Barry Island, ready to bring a tidal wave of laughs, charm, and unforgettable moments to YOUR special event. Whether it’s a wedding, a corporate do, or a party as big as Pam’s buffet, I’ll make it an hour you’ll never forget. Trust me, babes, you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out!
Here’s the lush part: before the big day, we’ll have a good old chinwag on WhatsApp. That’s right, a personal video call to plan your event, making sure every detail is as tidy as Stacey’s hair on a good day. This is your chance to let me know exactly what you want – from cheeky one-liners to full-on roasts – we’ll sort it all so it’s perfect.
Now, a little heads-up, my travel from Barry isn’t included – I’m not exactly rolling in it like Dave Coaches. But here’s the deal: if you’ve got to cancel, just let me know 14 days before the event, to rearrange … No refunds Arigh…
So, what are you waiting for? Spend an hour with Nessa and bring the magic of Barry Island to your big day. Trust me, it’ll be as exciting as finding a fiver in your jeans – or a tenner if you’re lucky. Tidy!
📩 Email me now at knockoffnessa@elevationpr.co.uk and let’s get this party started. Don’t miss out, babes – once I’m booked, I’m booked. Let’s make it happen! 💬🎉✨
“Nessa’s Hour of Barry Island Brilliance – The Ultimate Event Experience!”
What’s occurin’? It’s Knock-Off Nessa, straight from the heart of Barry Island, ready to bring a tidal wave of laughs, charm, and unforgettable moments to YOUR special event. Whether it’s a wedding, a corporate do, or a party as big as Pam’s buffet, I’ll make it an hour you’ll never forget. Trust me, babes, you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out!
Here’s the lush part: before the big day, we’ll have a good old chinwag on WhatsApp. That’s right, a personal video call to plan your event, making sure every detail is as tidy as Stacey’s hair on a good day. This is your chance to let me know exactly what you want – from cheeky one-liners to full-on roasts – we’ll sort it all so it’s perfect.
Now, a little heads-up, my travel from Barry isn’t included – I’m not exactly rolling in it like Dave Coaches. But here’s the deal: if you’ve got to cancel, just let me know 14 days before the event, to rearrange … No refunds Arigh…
So, what are you waiting for? Spend an hour with Nessa and bring the magic of Barry Island to your big day. Trust me, it’ll be as exciting as finding a fiver in your jeans – or a tenner if you’re lucky. Tidy!
📩 Email me now at knockoffnessa@elevationpr.co.uk and let’s get this party started. Don’t miss out, babes – once I’m booked, I’m booked. Let’s make it happen! 💬🎉✨