"Nessa's Hour of Barry Island Brilliance - Exclusive Personal Appearances!"
Title:* "Nessa's Hour of Barry Island Brilliance - Exclusive Personal Appearances with Pre-Event Planning!"
*Description:*
What's occurin'? It's Nessa, straight from Barry Island, ready to bring a tidal wave of fun to your event. For a neat £200, I'll be there for a whole hour, bringing all the Nessa charm to your special occasion. Remember, this doesn't cover my travel from Barry at 40p per mile – I'm not as rich as Dave Coaches, mind.
Now, here's the lush part: this includes a WhatsApp video call before the event. We'll natter about all your needs and wants, making sure everything's as perfect as Stacey's hair on a good day.
Weddings, corporate dos, big parties – whatever you've got going on, I'm there. And if something goes Pete Tong and you need to cancel, just give me a bell at least 14 days before, and you'll get all your dosh back. Cancellations within 14 days mean a 50% fee, because I might be missing out on a night at the slots.
So, if you're up for an hour of the best of Barry, plus a good old chinwag to plan it all out, book Nessa now. It's gonna be as exciting as finding a fiver in your jeans pocket. Tidy!
There you go, all updated with the WhatsApp call. It's going to be as fabulous as a fish supper on a Friday night! 📱💬🎉
Title:* "Nessa's Hour of Barry Island Brilliance - Exclusive Personal Appearances with Pre-Event Planning!"
*Description:*
What's occurin'? It's Nessa, straight from Barry Island, ready to bring a tidal wave of fun to your event. For a neat £200, I'll be there for a whole hour, bringing all the Nessa charm to your special occasion. Remember, this doesn't cover my travel from Barry at 40p per mile – I'm not as rich as Dave Coaches, mind.
Now, here's the lush part: this includes a WhatsApp video call before the event. We'll natter about all your needs and wants, making sure everything's as perfect as Stacey's hair on a good day.
Weddings, corporate dos, big parties – whatever you've got going on, I'm there. And if something goes Pete Tong and you need to cancel, just give me a bell at least 14 days before, and you'll get all your dosh back. Cancellations within 14 days mean a 50% fee, because I might be missing out on a night at the slots.
So, if you're up for an hour of the best of Barry, plus a good old chinwag to plan it all out, book Nessa now. It's gonna be as exciting as finding a fiver in your jeans pocket. Tidy!
There you go, all updated with the WhatsApp call. It's going to be as fabulous as a fish supper on a Friday night! 📱💬🎉
Title:* "Nessa's Hour of Barry Island Brilliance - Exclusive Personal Appearances with Pre-Event Planning!"
*Description:*
What's occurin'? It's Nessa, straight from Barry Island, ready to bring a tidal wave of fun to your event. For a neat £200, I'll be there for a whole hour, bringing all the Nessa charm to your special occasion. Remember, this doesn't cover my travel from Barry at 40p per mile – I'm not as rich as Dave Coaches, mind.
Now, here's the lush part: this includes a WhatsApp video call before the event. We'll natter about all your needs and wants, making sure everything's as perfect as Stacey's hair on a good day.
Weddings, corporate dos, big parties – whatever you've got going on, I'm there. And if something goes Pete Tong and you need to cancel, just give me a bell at least 14 days before, and you'll get all your dosh back. Cancellations within 14 days mean a 50% fee, because I might be missing out on a night at the slots.
So, if you're up for an hour of the best of Barry, plus a good old chinwag to plan it all out, book Nessa now. It's gonna be as exciting as finding a fiver in your jeans pocket. Tidy!
There you go, all updated with the WhatsApp call. It's going to be as fabulous as a fish supper on a Friday night! 📱💬🎉